1) If you don’t answer these (very important but rather belated) questions from last week, then I’ll sulk and you’ll all be given detention … except for @robbruce of course, who gets extra credits for being nice to me… 
I am not going to do the questions from last week so that I can have a detention with the lovely @CatrinLliarJones. See, it is not just @robbruce who can say nice things!
2) How much will it cost and why do you think I should get one?
About £1.50 - the cost of a donut from Dunkin Donuts just to make my detention even better.
3) Today is a good day for…
…eating donuts
4) Imagine the best self help book ever, on the shelf in your favourite bookshop. What’s the title?
How to get fit with donuts.
5) Make up your own Friday Five question and answer it…
Q. Why is my stomach so big?
A. Ummm!!!