1) If you don’t answer these (very important but rather belated) questions from last week, then I’ll sulk and you’ll all be given detention … except for @robbruce of course, who gets extra credits for being nice to me… 
Done.
2) How much will it cost and why do you think I should get one?
About four grand, and because burning coal is HORRIBLE.
3) Today is a good day for…
…going back to bed with a good book and some hot chocolate.
4) Imagine the best self help book ever, on the shelf in your favourite bookshop. What’s the title?
How to build a successful language training company without stress or extended periods of starvation.
5) Make up your own Friday Five question and answer it…
Q. Didn’t I just do this?
A. Yes. Yes, you did.