1) If you don’t answer these (very important but rather belated) questions from last week, then I’ll sulk and you’ll all be given detention … except for @robbruce of course, who gets extra credits for being nice to me… 
I have much more time for work-avoidance on Tuesdays. Fridays are hectic because, of course, I wasted half of Tuesday.
2) How much will it cost and why do you think I should get one?
About a thousand pounds. Anything less on a bike will leave you disappointed. Bikes are great. Like a good walk, only you actually get somewhere.
3) Today is a good day for…
Getting soaked on a bike on the A470.
4) Imagine the best self help book ever, on the shelf in your favourite bookshop. What’s the title?
Stop Buying Self Help Books and Get a Bike. Vol 2.
5) Make up your own Friday Five question and answer it…
Shouldn’t you be frantically trying to catch up on work from Tuesday? Yup. 