Good morning …
I see you’ve found a way to the pink already. All what is needed now is that @aran (or whoever of hardworking staff does this) gives you that pink badge.
To the next bubble you come with recording those 5 minute test. It doesn’t have to contain the same sentences as you’ve said when doing it without recording though. You can invent new ones and record them.
I don’t know what software you already have on your computer but whatever software you have should let you record things with pressing the (usually red dot) record button and pressing stop (little square button) will end the recording. When finishing software usually asks you if you want to save the recording and you are able to determine where to save and with what name.
I believe majority of members here are using Audacity for recording though. This is really as simple as I’ve described above hoewver it primarly saves only in .vaw format. You even don’t need to aim to save the file in (for example) .mp3 format as SoundCloud accepts almost any audio format you want to upload. If you don’t have audacity you can download it from here.
If you use SoundCloud app on the phone or tablet (I’m not familiar with iDevices thoough) the thing is even simplier. All about how to record directly to SoundCloud through their app you will find here where I’ve posted some pictures along with this too.
I hope it helps. If not you can throw more wishes into the wishing well and fairy will surely come to aid in acheaving them. .