So, a small number of brave souls have broken through the SoundCloud barrier, and restored their red.
Now let's start turning this new skillset into something that is going to help everyone... 
For your next colour shift - up the grades to GREEN - please record ONE single question.
Upload it to SoundCloud (or as Tatjana said, record directly to SoundCloud by saying 'yes!' when it asks to access your microphone).
Then post the link AS A NEW THREAD in the new 'Speaking Practice' section.
And then post in here with a link to your new thread... 
And voila - we'll be creating a massive, low stress practice environment for brand new speakers, where they can come in, choose a thread, listen to it, have some time to think about it, and then (more on this later!) answer it... 
Remember how nerve-wracking it was the first time you spoke Welsh to someone?
Now imagine you'd been able to spend plenty of time in here practising listening to questions and then answering them... before you had to deal with a live person...
I think this could become a genuinely important contribution to the Million Speakers Project... 